aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via rustybuttholes)

foundersofhogwarts:

genderbent founders → requested by triplea85

gina torres as gryffindor
 alan tudyk as hufflepuff 
david tennant as ravenclaw 
tilda swinton as slytherin

foundersofhogwarts:

genderbent founders → requested by triplea85

gina torres as gryffindor

alan tudyk as hufflepuff

david tennant as ravenclaw

tilda swinton as slytherin

mrhaliboot:

profile pics

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tagged pics

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(via haythursunshine)

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

(via chatterboxrose)

dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

(via jamesstruttingpotter)

  • severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil

Scabbers! You’re alive.
Ye’ll want to keep a closer eye on your pets Ron.

(via jamesstruttingpotter)

cruelbritannia:

I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal. 

(via jamesstruttingpotter)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

youve-been-coulsoned:

sixfigs:

robotsatankitty:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Based on the floral bed sheets, I’m going to take a wild guess and say girl :P

Wow so you’re actually judging my gender based on the pattern of the fabric behind me. Wow great job I did not know that fabric had a gender. Good for you. You are A+ at science

Judging on looks, I’m gonna go with hot

I am confused and aroused

(via teddylupns)

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

(via teddylupns)

letmegrabyourcuteass:

I like Parrish because he’s just a ‘go with the flow’ type of guy like

Ninja killing people? Okay.

Someone bombs the police station? Okay.

Suspicious boy turning up at a demolished home and his finger prints come up for a much older man? Mmmkay.

Pretty little lady in a house where a family died in and finds a meat locker full of dead people? Gee, this lady is pretty.

Pretty little lady a psychic? Okay.

Sheriff looks suspicious at times? Mmalright.

(via asheathes)

(via younopoo)

I didn’t steal anything, I just started the rotors.

(via endofadream)